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28g of protein for 150 calories sounds incredible – until you remember you actually have to eat the thing. After years of protein bars teaching us that better macros usually come with worse taste, we were prepared for David to have the texture of drywall. We were wrong. David packs 28g of protein into just 150 calories with 0g of sugar, and somehow still manages to be soft, satisfying, and genuinely enjoyable to eat. No chalky protein-brick experience. No choking it down because your macros demand it. We went looking for the catch. Instead, we found the protein bar currently making every other bar in our snack drawer look a little awkward.

28g of protein for 150 calories sounds incredible – until you remember you actually have to eat the thing. After years of protein bars teaching us that better macros usually come with worse taste, we were prepared for David to have the texture of drywall. We were wrong. David packs 28g of protein into just 150 calories with 0g of sugar, and somehow still manages to be soft, satisfying, and genuinely enjoyable to eat. No chalky protein-brick experience. No choking it down because your macros demand it. We went looking for the catch. Instead, we found the protein bar currently making every other bar in our snack drawer look a little awkward.

If you’ve scrolled on social media within the last 2 years, you’ve probably seen David Protein bars being eaten by your favorite influencers, childhood friends, and next door neighbors. These bars are truly everywhere, so I figured it was only time that I tried the new formula. I’m putting three flavors to the test on texture and taste to find my favorite.

28g of protein for 150 calories sounds incredible – until you remember you actually have to eat the thing. After years of protein bars teaching us that better macros usually come with worse taste, we were prepared for David to have the texture of drywall. We were wrong. David packs 28g of protein into just 150 calories with 0g of sugar, and somehow still manages to be soft, satisfying, and genuinely enjoyable to eat. No chalky protein-brick experience. No choking it down because your macros demand it. We went looking for the catch. Instead, we found the protein bar currently making every other bar in our snack drawer look a little awkward.